Saturday, February 7, 2009

Chris Brown Channels Hot Dog

Chris Brown, looking plump & delicious, at the Verizon & BlackBerry Grammy Party in Hollywood Friday.

He even marinated in ketchup and mustard!


What's the appeal in Jessica Biel?

I guess Jessica Biel is an OK-looking broad, but every photo I see of her looks like she's on her way to a Rage-aholics Anonymous meeting.

It's so off-putting!

Here she is leaving Nordstrom in Los Angeles' The Grove yesterday.

What could be so bad, Mary Camden??

You are going home to JT!

Chris Martin Smiles!

Yes it's a little maniacal, but Chris Martin is smiling during a conversation with Kid Rock.

What could Kid have said to make the C-bag happy???

The Coldplay frontman's rare appearance was at Saturday's 2009 MusiCares Person of the Year Tribute to Neil Diamond in Los Angeles.

Also in attendance were Jennifer Hudson, Faith Hill, Tim McGraw, The Foo Fighters, Chris Cornell, Adele, The Jonas Brothers and actress Camilla Belle.

JT and T.I.: Gloomiest Video Ever

Couldn't have picked a nicer day to shoot???

Justin Timberlake and T.I. on the set of their new music video Thursday in Lancaster, PA.

Lancaster! Clouds! Oversized coats! The whole thing screams misery!!

In their defense, the song is, "Dead and Gone."

Hopefully there will at least be a flashback to Alive and Happy!

Isla Fisher at Confessions Premiere

Isla Fisher, looking bronzed & radiant at the NY premiere of Confessions of a Shopaholic Thursday.

Something's not right though......

Where's our #1 tot, Olive?????

Bouncers: No Olive, no entry!!

Anthony Kiedis' Favorite Outfit

Dope ride!!!

Red Hot Chili Peppers' Anthony Kiedis takes an electric spin around Malibu Thursday, post morning surf.

It seems like everytime we see this fellow, it's in a bodysuit!

Perhaps he's buffing up for "Scar Tissue," his new HBO series.

Friday, February 6, 2009

Whitney Houston to Launch Comeback

Music mogul Clive Davis has predicted that Whitney Houston's performance at his Grammys party Saturday will be one that launches her comeback.

Bout time, Whit!!!

Davis spoke about new music Houston is working on, namely a song called "I Look to You" with R. Kelly and a solo ballad, "I Didn't Know My Own Strength." You can expect to hear these songs on the radio shortly after the big performance!!

Any guesses on what she'll perform???

"Queen of the Night" seems appropriate!

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Fergie, the Latest Jessica Simpson?

While Fergie has always celebrated her curves, I gotta say, this photo of her and Kim Kardashian, taken last night at the Vanity Fair & Krug Dinner Party at Chateau Marmont, made me feel the celebration has gone too far!!!!

I thought I was looking at Jess Simpson!

We love your lady lumps, Ferg, but no one loves a lumpy chin!!!

Every Celeb Ever at Wednesday's Knicks Game

Chris Rock, LA Reid, Sean "Diddy" Combs and Jay-Z hang courtside at the Cavaliers/Knicks game in New York last night. Also in attendance were Ciara, Whoopi Goldberg, Spike Lee & John Legend.

All the celeb power in the world couldn't earn an MF win for the Knicks!!!!

They lost 102 to 107.

Kate Moss, Looking Healthy

Kate Moss is photographed leaving a Vivienne Westwood store in London Wednesday. 

Looking slim & healthy, for a change!!!

Keep it up, K!!!

After all, you are trying to reinvent yourself as a serious actress!

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Celebrity Potheads

Cute bikini, Kristen!!!

Are you trying to reiterate something??

Our favorite celebrity pothead Kristen Stewart rocks a pot leaf bikini with her sober-looking friend.

Most startling in this photo, though, is the disposable camera she's holding. Who even uses those anymore???

Elton John to Close 'Red Piano'

How can this be????

Elton John's wildly successful Las Vegas show, "The Red Piano," will close its curtains April 22. The show, set in Caesars' Palace Colosseum theater, celebrated its five-year anniversary this month.

Isn't there a petition or something we can sign??

If we don't, you know they're going to replace him with Celine!! Or worse!!!

The Fray Rock SoHo Apple Store

It's a great day to be a New Yorker!!!

The Fray played a free show to visitors at the Apple Store in SoHo yesterday.

The performance was synched with the release of the band's new self-titled record. 

Don't forget to pick it up!!!!

Mel B Gets Fit

Mel B poses at the launch of her new work-out DVD, Totally Fit, at the Virgin Megastore in Times Square yesterday.

The hot mom runs, does floor exercises, and even cooks healthy meals on the DVD!

Exercise is a great way to channel aggression, too, Mel!!! 

Just sayin!

Miranda Kerr's Latest Shoot

Ahhh, the perks of being genetically perfect.

Miranda Kerr's latest photo shoot brings her back to her roots, where she's serving as Fashion Ambassador for Australian designer David Jones in Sydney.

And, draping onto this muscly fellow.

The collection seems rather uninspired, but we know Miranda will spice things up!

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Paging Nearest Dentist!

Drew Barrymore and director Ken Kwapis need to get in the dental chair stat!!!

The pair showed off their pearly yellows at the Los Angeles afterparty for their latest flick, "He's Just Not That Into You."

No one is into bad hygiene!

Leighton Dorks it Up on GG Set

Who even knew Leighton Meester wore glassies???

Blair was spotted practicing her lines on the set of Gossip Girl in NYC yesterday, and the combination of looseleaf & glasses makes her look, well, dweeby.

Not at all like her character!

Keri Hilson is a Knockout

Looking good, K!

Keri Hilson advocates peace at DJ Clue's birthday party at NYC's M2 Ultra Lounge, hosted by Sean "Diddy" Combs and Kobe Bryant.

The Timberland protege looks like a teenier, bustier, more sultry version of Rihanna.

And we love it!!!

Now we just need more hits, Keri. When do we get a follow-up to "The Way I Are"????

Monday, February 2, 2009

Christian Bale Flips Out on Movie Set

We always suspected Christian Bale was a nut.

Now we have the proof!!!!

TMZ has posted audio from the set of Bale's latest flick, Terminator: Salvation, where the former Batman is recording going apeshit on director of photography Shane Hurlbut after he apparently walked through a set while Bale was filming!

"I want you off the fucking set, you prick!" Bale begins. 

Then, he takes a turn for the worst.

"I want to fucking kick your fucking ass, if you don't shut up!" Bale says.

Um. I believe that's a threat!!

Shane, call your lawyer!!! And Bale, call your closest anger management facility!!!!

Semi-Precious Weapons Tear Up NYC

Semi-Precious Weapons frontman Justin Tranter practices some heavy lifting during Saturday night's gig at Highline Ballroom in New York City.

The Brooklyn glam band landed in New York amid a U.S. tour that Tranter tells Poison Ivy is "going so fucking well."

"It was a perfect evening," Tranter goes on. "New heels, 400 people through the door, and teenage New Yorkers losing their minds, singing every word."

Check out SPW's MySpace for tour dates in your city.

It's a show not to be missed!!!!

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Bruce Kills It at Super Bowl XLIII

"I want you to step back from the guacamole dip... put the chicken fingers down, and turn your television all the way up!" Bruce Springsteen shouted before a rocking four-song run at tonight's Super Bowl XLIII halftime show in Tampa.

The Boss always demands your undivided!!!

Springsteen, who will turn 60 this year, plowed through "Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out," "Glory Days," "Born to Run," and his newest "Working on a Dream" during the 12-minute set.

And he barely broke a sweat!

The choir-accompanied, fireworks-filled show was a nice change from last year's dudfest with Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. Springsteen jumped into the crowd at one point and even into knee-slid into a live camera on accident.

"Is there anybody alive out there???" Springsteen screamed during the performance.

Yep. U!!!

Paris Actually Looks Happy! at Super Bowl Party

Paris Hilton has teeth!

Who knew???

The friendseeker smiled widely at last night's Rock and Soul Super Saturday Night hosted by at the Hard Rock Hotel in Tampa.

Happy is a good look for you, P!!!

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