"I'm still in this business at age 197, and am still relevant."

-Joan Rivers, just 76, sez

Iconic filmmaker Tim Burton hit the Museum of Modern Art Wednesday to discuss his upcoming exhibit.

The career retrospective will feature a film series, graphic exhibition, never-before-seen projects, storyboards and even puppets!!

How freakishly exciting!!!

Burton is notorious for having produced such classics as Beetlejuice (1988), Batman (1989), Edward Scissorhands (1990), The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993), Big Fish (2003), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005), and Sweeney Todd (2007).

Don't miss his special exhibit at the MoMa New York November 22 through April 26, 2010!

"If one more person asks me if I have a Twitter, I'm going to tell them, 'Twitter this s***, m*********r.'"

-Kid Rock angrily says (for no reason)

P.S. The verb is Tweet, not Twitter!

Rapper Fabolous celebrated the release of his newest record, Loso's Way, at New York's The Griffin nightclub last Monday night!

Loso's Way hit the streets Tuesday, and had Fabolous' celebrity friends coming out of the woodwork to celebrate!!

Adrienne Ballon (middle photo), Keri Hilson (bottom photo), DJ Cassidy, Nina Sky and Swizz Beatz were just a few!!

Mazel tov, Fab!

What an exciting day!!!

One of our favorite bands, Kings of Leon, made their Today Show debut Friday on NBC!!

We felt like proud mamas!!!!

"We had 20,000 fan pass requests for you guys, more than any other group ever," Meredith Viera told the guys, who sounded better than ever.

Kings performed "Use Somebody," "Sex on Fire," and "Notion," of which we posted a clip above.

Don't say we never gave you nothing nice!

"I had a great time when I was young and still feel youthful. But I've no desire still to look as if I'm in my 20s. I don't want to look in the mirror and see The Joker from Batman staring back."

-Kim Cattrall says, citing her feelings on plastic surgery

Poison Ivy trekked it to Santos Party House Thursday night to catch a glimpse of Tim and Eric's Summer 2009 tour.

And while the show was a little rambunctious for our style, we didn't come back without party favors!

Check out this bizarre, prop-fueled performance of the boys with opening act Party Animals.

What do u think of Tim and Eric??

Decked out in all black and a shiny leather top, Kelly Clarkson took center stage Friday morning in Central Park for the Good Morning America concert series on ABC!

Clarkson belted out her latest hit, the controversial "Already Gone," along with power jam "Walk Away," and a special version of "Since U Been Gone" for the crowd.

Check out a clip of "Already Gone," above.

Do u think it sounds like Beyonce's "Halo"??

A glowing Meryl Streep and Amy Adams hit the red carpet at the L.A. premiere of Julie & Julia Monday night.

Can't decide who's more ravishing!!!

"I'm not dating anyone right now, but I've had lots of relationships. My parents know that I'm not going to date someone who's sixteen. Boys are so much less mature than girls as it is; there's just no way— I would eat a boy my age alive."

-Birthday girl Taylor Momsen says