"Happy 40th Birthday to my manager Michael. Where would I be without you? Oh, that's right, 20 percent richer. My bad. :) XO"

-The sarcastic John Mayer Tweets

Girl Next Door Holly Madison will be starring in her own reality show dubbed Planet Holly!

The show will follow Madison's life in Las Vegas while she performs in PeepShow, and will earn her a co-producing credit for her work off-camera.

“It will have some docu-drama," says Madison. "But it’s the perfect excuse for me to be normal in a lighthearted comedy romp. Think Mary Tyler Moore."

We've always thought Holly was the most beautiful and articulate GND - so it only makes sense!!! (Especially since Kendra and what's-her-face have their own shows.)

Planet Holly begins shooting October 12!

We can't wait!

"She's not playing the victim! The press plays the victim for her. All the stories about her- 'She's so lonely.' Please! She's having the time of her life! She goes to Mexico every other weekend with her girlfriends, while Angelina and Brad shuffle their kids across country. Would you rather wake up with a margarita or eight children?"

-Chelsea Handler says of Jennifer Aniston

As if there wasn't enough excitement at the John Legend/Noah G. Pop event Tuesday night, Poison Ivy went straight to Tenjune for an impromptu one a.m. performance by the not-even-old-enough-to-be-in-a-club Sean Kingston!!!

Kingston, 19, was celebrating the release of his newest record Tomorrow by doing a special performance for club guests - which included none other than fashion fan Mickey Rourke and Poison Ivy fan Russell Simmons!

Here are two videos of Kingston doing his thing to new jam "Fire Burning."

If you like the version with music, you have to see him do it A cappella!!!

"i forgot how oppressively hot florida can get. the humidity goes through your clothes and into your soul."

-Rob Thomas Tweets

It was an emotional Tuesday night for Poison Ivy!

Our good friend Noah G. Pop invited us to the debut of his clothing line at New York's Nikki Beach Midtown, which also served as the platform for Project Sunshine's fall fundraiser benefiting hospitalized children.

Fashion model (and Project Sunshine volunteer) Chrissy Teigen served as host, while boyfriend/six-time Grammy winner John Legend provided the entertainment!

"I love giving back because I feel like I've been given so much," Legend said, following a three-song performance which included "Good Morning," "Save Room," and "Ordinary People." "Everybody here is doing that tonight."

So who would we be if we didn't give something back to you??

Here's a video of Legend's staple jam, "Ordinary People."

We feel inspired!

[Photos by Lauren Frisina]

"I was still on welfare when this record came out," Wyclef Jean told the crowd at Nokia Theatre Monday night. "And still working at Burger King!"

The former Fugees frontman then dove into an alcohol-fueled version of "Ready or Not," also informing the crowd that, "I hope you got the drink in your system, cause I do."

Jean teamed up with Eve and doo-wop artist Raphael Saadiq for New York's Advertising Week - an annual industry event designed to promote networking and reward creativity in media. (Monday's event was sponsored by Billboard.com).

Wyclef played nearly two hours for employees, including songs like "Perfect Gentleman," "Gone Til November," a cover of Bob Marley's "No Woman No Cry," and an in-Poison Ivy's-face version of "Sweetest Girl." (Our favorite!)

Check out what we mean, below.

Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee and Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry are just two of the huge names that will be performing at Guns 'N' Roses' guitarist Slash's Vegas concert October 2 at the Mirage Hotel & Casino.

The evening, dubbed, "Slash and Friends," will be hosted by Kiefer Sutherland, and aims to celebrate of the 20th anniversary of the casino.

Other special guests include Rob Zombie, Led Zeppelin drummer Jason Bonham, Courtney Love and Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger.

Wowowowow.

Click above to watch a minute-long video of Michael Jackson rehearsing "Human Nature" for the This Is It concert series that never was.

He looks AND SOUNDS so good!!

"Sometimes Tuesdays can feel like Thursdays. But Sundays always feels like Sundays."

-Bryan Greenberg Tweets