"Just finished a gorgeous shoot with the lovely Mark Seliger. It was TRES scandal, doing a 'california gurl' shoot on a New York beach!!! :)"

-Katy Perry Tweets

If you've ever visited this site before, you know we're huge fans of HBO's Bored to Death.

So naturally, we were stoked to watch the season two trailer premiere on HBO's YouTube!

"I'm fiscally responsible, but sexually out of control," Ted Danson says in the 30-second teaser, which shows his character in bed with his remarried ex-wife.

Executive Producer Jonathan Ames has also exclusively confirmed to Poison Ivy that season two will premiere on HBO September 26.

Check out the hilarity of the funniest show on television, above.

"My name is Lady Gaga and I used to sit right over there, way far in the back and way up top," Lady Gaga announced during night one of three at Madison Square Garden Tuesday.

"I used to stare at this side of the room, and I used to think, 'I'm gonna be up there...' We did it, little monsters."

In fact, Gaga did do it - performing a beyond-powerful homecoming show for her little monsters, many of whom camped out to get an up-close look at Gaga in the General Admission section.

Gaga performed songs "Dance in the Dark," "Speechless," "Monster," "Bad Romance," and new song "You and I," also uttering this choice quote:

"Without New York, I would not exist."

Poison Ivy can relate!

"Thank you for making my dream come true," Gaga closed. "I love you so much."

"Your network is your net worth!"

 -Aubrey O'Day Tweets

"When ur down to nuthin. Gods up to something..."

-Rev Run Tweets

"Today reminds us of the bravery of those who have made America what it is and renews our duty to ensure our nation lives up to its promise."

-Barack Obama Tweets

It's been almost two years since we've heard from pop rockers Maroon 5!

So naturally, we were stoked to hear that they'd be playing NBC's Today Show Friday.

"You guys ready for Justin Bieber?!" frontman Adam Levine teased.

Levine led the band - comprised of guitarist James Valentine, keyboardist Jesse Carmichael, bassist Mickey Madden and drummer Matt Flynn - into an dance-tinged set that included 2002's "This Love," "Sunday Morning," and new jam "Misery."

"You never know how it's going to go," Levine told Matt Lauer, addressing the fear that new record Hands All Over won't be perceived as well their last two.

Hey, at least Levine's girlfriend Anne Vyalitsyna sang along to all the words (third photo!)

Check out snapshots from M5's performance above, and snippets of their performances of "Misery" and "This Love," below.

"The University of Phoenix has the most beautiful on-line campus."

-Rainn Wilson Tweets

"After Monday & Tuesday even the Calendar says W T F......"

-Kim Zolciak Tweets