"If i had the winning #lotteryticket id go back and buy my 3rd grade teacher a better toupee. GNR"

-Bow Wow Tweets

"TongueDiving is the new StageDiving. Get Into It"

-Adam Lambert Tweets, following a tongue-twisting performance (at the 4:20 mark)

I spy in NY...

A ravishing Jennifer Aniston exiting The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Thursday (top photo), Twilight star Ashley Greene supporting new beau Joe Jonas as he plays baseball in Coney Island Thursday (middle photo), Hayden Christensen looking less-than-sexy upon arrival at Live with Regis and Kelly Thursday (bottom photo), David Nail performing "Turning Home" at Fox & Friends last Friday, Kelly Rutherford milking an all-white pre-Labor Day ensemble as she wandered the Upper East Side Thursday, and Daughtry performing a free show at JetBlue's Terminal 5 at New York's JFK Airport Thursday.

Colombian songstress Shakira will be releasing a new Spanish record, Sale el Sol (The Sun Rises) November 2, which she says will have a "strong rock side" and be a "synthesis" of her career.

Collaborators will include Pitbull, Calle 13, and Dizzee Rascal.

Check out the title track, as performed earlier this summer at the Rock in Rio Madrid Festival.

Blondie drummer Clem Burke has confirmed that the band will release a new record, Panic of Girls, in November.

This marks Blondie's first record in seven years, but U.S. fans probably won't see it until 2011, as the disc will be released in Australia first to coincide with the band's fall touring jaunt with The Pretenders.

"There's a lot of politics involved," Burke laughed.

Panic was recorded last fall in Woodstock, NY, where the band was "living in the country out there, kind of the antithesis of the urbanite kind of atmosphere that exists around Blondie," Burke explained.

"Everyone in the band contributed songs," Burke said, noting that frontlady Deborah Harry wrote most of the lyrics.

Funny lady Chelsea Handler will host the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards Sept. 12 in L.A., marking the third time a woman has hosted the show in its history.

"If there's one awards show that I should be hosting, it's probably this one," Handler said.

"My personality probably wouldn’t gell with the Emmys or the Golden Globes."

Handler confirmed she would be airing a week of music-award-themed-episodes on her show Chelsea Lately leading up to the VMAS, which will see Justin Bieber, Drake, and Kanye West perform.

"Thank You to everyone for ur excitement about the vmas," Handler Tweeted Thursday. 

"And 2 those of u who hate me, Thank you 2. I'd be a real loser if everyone liked me."

"Man, I hate cheeky flight attendants who think it's open mic night at the improv."

-Rob Thomas Tweets

American Idol season nine winner and the protagonist in our wildest dreams Lee DeWyze has confirmed that his untitled debut album will be released November 16.

"im actually wrting [sic] on every song so far.I've had alot of say.I cant wait for you all to hear," DeWyze Tweeted last week. 

We can't wait either!

It's a great summer to be a New Yorker!

Especially if you were one of the select 250 who got to attend the Apollo Theater's Education benefit at Ronald Perelman's home in the Hamptons Saturday!

The Revlon chairman recruited Bon Jovi and Sam Moore (pictured), John Legend, Mary J. Blige, and The Roots to perform for the crowd (Jovi/Moore played "Soul Man" and "Lookin' for a Love"), helping raise more than $800,000 for the Apollo Education program!

Other guests in attendance included Richard Gere (we die!), Christie Brinkley, Russell Simmons, and Jason Binn.

Congrats, Apollo!

Click above to check out the teaser for HBO's second season of Eastbound and Down, which features Kenny Powers (Danny McBride) flicking people off on the hot streets of...

Mexico!

Eastbound and Down will premiere on HBO on September 26.

"If I'm ever a fugitive. I submit this 2 the law as my artist rendition. I'm about 6'1" w/pencil like features."

-Dane Cook Tweets

I spy in NY...

Jane Fonda, puppy Tulea, and Chace Crawford and attending a screening of Mao's Last Dancer at the Crosby Street Hotel Monday (top photo), Julia Roberts rocking short shorts at the Eat, Pray, Love premiere at the Ziegfeld last Tuesday (middle photo), Ke$ha strolling around Soho with new beau Alex Carapetis Monday (bottom photo), Blake Lively filming Gossip Girl in a bright yellow top on the Upper West Side Tuesday, and Carson Kressley commenting that "That woman with the bad highlights was so angry!" as he exited the FIT Couture Council Summer Party at the French Embassy Tuesday. ("Wouldn't you be angry if you had bad highlights?" Poison Ivy retreated.)

Poison Ivy had the privilege of being a part of singer-songwriter Matt White's video shoot for his new single "Falling In Love (with my Best Friend)" Tuesday.

The day started with a ten a.m. private concert at Rockwood Music Hall - followed by a hat-nabbing video shoot in Chinatown.

That's all we're saying!

We'll be posting the full video on Poison Ivy sometime in the next few weeks, but White wanted to share an special greeting with our readers first.

Check out the message above, and a few photos of Poison Ivy's shoot below. 

[Photos by Erica Gerard]

"Watching tennis, listening to abba. Gotta love sweden!"

-La Roux's Elly Jackson Tweets

We just died!

The trailer for this winter's rom com How Do You Know - featuring Reese Witherspoon, Paul Rudd, Owen Wilson, and Jack Nicholson - has us peeing in our pants!

Check it out, above.

Holy hell!

A gorgeous, young and vibrant-looking Madonna celebrated the big 52 at London's Shoreditch House Saturday night - two days before her actual birthday.

In tow with Madge were boyfriend Jesus Luz, daughter Lourdes and friends Paul Whitehouse and Billie Piper.

Check out the pics, below.

Bravo's Millionaire Matchmaker (and Poison Ivy's idol) Patti Stanger has called off her wedding to boyfriend of six years Andy Friedman.

"I just ended my relationship with Andy," Stanger Tweeted Saturday afternoon.

"It hit me really hard that I want kids in my life. You have to agree on the non-negotiables."

"just got the new Lost box set - see you in 8 months"

-Jimmy Kimmel Tweets

Lady Gaga recently sat down with i-D magazine to chat about her new album, which she is calling "utter liberation."

"The new album is my absolute greatest work I've ever done, and I'm so excited about it," Gaga said.

"The message, the melodies, the direction, the meaning, what it will mean to my fans and what it will mean to me in my own life — it's utter liberation. I'm on the quest to create the anthem for my generation for the next decade, so that's what I've done."

The ever-elusive Gaga will not, however, reveal which producers she is working with or if there are any collaborations in store.

"At this moment, I don't want to feature anyone; I just want to stand on my own two feet," she said.

"I do have these hopes that it could be a great rock crossover record, so I'm going to put my producer's hat on and get it to a place where I feel like it could reach the masses."

"It's a beautiful, beautiful lyric and melody. I wrote it at the piano I grew up playing in New York," Gaga concluded.

"9:00 am band practice. this goes against all principles of rock & roll."

-Brett Detar Tweets